So the zookeeper is freaking out. Doris, his only gorilla in the zoo, is acting really strange. He goes to check on her only to realize she is in heat.
"Shit, I don't have any other gorillas..."
He goes home and brainstorms as he falls asleep.
The next morning he happens to walk by Billy Bob, the redneck janitor. "What the hell", he thinks.
"Billy Bob, I have a question for you."
"Sure thing bossman"
"Would you sleep with Doris for $500?"
The toothless cleaning man offers a blanker look than normal, "I gonna have to think on it a bit, bossman."
"Take your time"
After lunch the zookeeper gets a knock on his office door and Billy Bob shuffles in.
"I been thinkin' on it, bossman, and I'll do it but on three conditions."
The zookeeper nods as the son of cousins continues, " One, I ain't gonna kiss 'er"
"Two, you can't tell nobody I dun it."
The zookeeper nods again.
"...and three, I need a couple weeks to come up with the $500"
who loves you? Uncle Hofzinser loves you!