*its not about the tights

*Not up to it

*Think before you take

*For Doris

*The moment

*Token Single Friend

*Angel and Demon


*Hairspray and Bailing Wire

*...till I return

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Friday, April 29, 2005

Latest Lines from Vegas

My long-time readers are up to speed on the Miss Lookatme/Hofzinser saga. For you new readers that have not gone archive-diving (shame on you) here is the cliff notes:

Sister, one of her coworkers and I went out for drinks several weeks ago and one of the coworker's friends showed up. We all talked and drank and chatted then went our seperate ways. My interest in this girl (Miss Lookatme) was piqued despite the fact that she lives in NYC. I followed up and Miss L and I have been talking on the phone and IMing for weeks now.

Somehow in that time, her and I have developed feelings for each other. I am amazed at everything that is her. Neither of us are sure HOW this happened but both admit it HAS happened.

I am going to Vegas a week from tomorrow for work. The company that invited me out to speak has put me up in a 750 square-foot suite at The Paris (nice!). I sent Miss L a plane ticket to come out for the first three days of my trip. Keep in mind, we have only been with each other IN PERSON for 4 or so hours and that was several weeks ago. This will be the first time we've seen each other since a little phone affair has started.

Much to my shock, I went to a sportsbook website and came across some interesting proposition bets (people will bet on anything).

Here are the current odds best as of this morning:

Odds when Hof and Miss L have their first kiss
In baggage claim when they first arrive (2 to 1)
In the cab on the way to the hotel (2.5 to 1)
Once they get to the hotel room (3 to 1)
Sometime the 1st day (1 to 5)
Sometime the 2nd day (12 to 1)
Sometime the 3rd day (85 to 1)
Never - No Kiss (10,000 to 1)

Odds on what they will do when they see each other in baggage claim
Big hug (1 to 15)
Kiss (1 to 1)
Awkward handshake (106 to 1)
Prentend not to notice each other (982 to 1)

So where are you betting and let me know if you come across any other bets (be sure to post the odds too!)....

there are 6 doodles

At 2:28 PM, Blogger A* said...

SO I am leaning towards airport baggage claim...but that's just me. *wink*

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Jesster said...

Hee hee. Lovin' the "he said, she said" sort of thing you two have going on your blogs.

At 8:23 PM, Blogger MooCow said...

I'm going to play the longshot on "Odds on what they will do when they see each other in baggage claim" and put down $10 internet dollars (actual cash value: 2 cents) on "Juggle chainsaws while singing the greatest hits of Men Without Hats."

Retirement, here I come!!

At 10:19 AM, Blogger hofzinser said...

You are already retired you no blogging fool.

At 9:35 PM, Blogger MooCow said...

I somehow want to gag and go "awwww" all at the same time reading this stuff.

It's like candy covered in ipecac.

At 10:19 PM, Blogger hofzinser said...

I want to be moocow when i grow up...


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