My father is a landlord. He owns several condos and one of his tenants, John Shauer (pronounced shower), despite his short stature, lost hair and career as the local bait shop cashier had been single for most of his 43 years (including the most recent ones).
One day he met a lovely woman and the fell in love. It was a short service and they signed the certificate. She decided to take his name.
"Decided" being the important thing to keep in mind.
Ms. Hopson loved her Johnny boy.
During the service the pastor turned to her and said, "Anita Hopson, do you take..."
Get it yet?
Think about it....
Say it out loud if you need to....
There ya go!
(its funny because its true)