*For Doris

*The moment

*Token Single Friend

*Angel and Demon


*Hairspray and Bailing Wire

*...till I return

*Yes, its my world

*blocked for one year

*it is very nice to know

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Think before you take

My father is a landlord. He owns several condos and one of his tenants, John Shauer (pronounced shower), despite his short stature, lost hair and career as the local bait shop cashier had been single for most of his 43 years (including the most recent ones).

One day he met a lovely woman and the fell in love. It was a short service and they signed the certificate. She decided to take his name.

"Decided" being the important thing to keep in mind.

Ms. Hopson loved her Johnny boy.

During the service the pastor turned to her and said, "Anita Hopson, do you take..."

Get it yet?

Think about it....

Say it out loud if you need to....

There ya go!

(its funny because its true)

there are 4 doodles

At 5:29 PM, Blogger 1 said...

Funny...as in ha, ha.

At 7:06 PM, Blogger WordWhiz said...

Got it. She must REALLY have loved him! Thanks for the laugh!

At 11:35 PM, Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...


At 12:41 AM, Blogger allison said...

[RC] The office where my mother worked had a client named Richard Reising.

He went by Dick.

tee hee.


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