The sweet, sweet miss sandra blogtagged me. I've stated before that I do not believe in this cyberversion of Chlamydia passed off as "bog tagging". A* tagged me once and I protested (then participated). My love for sandra runs deep and I will accept the STD but refuse to pass it on.... gimme a second to put on a condom.
What a man does for his readers... boggles the mind.
Total number of films I own on DVD/video: DVDs (40+) VHS (hundreds - wanna buy some?)
The last film I bought: The Professional (the movie that started my love affair with Natalie Portman. Of course, she does not return my calls anymore. Effing restraining order ruins another perfect relationship)
The last film I watched: The Professional (with A*)
Five films that I watch a lot or that mean a lot to me (in no particular order):
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark (I need to blog out my theory on Dr. Jones being the perfect model for men to emulate)
2. Star Wars Empire Strikes Back (the best of the entire 6-movie series)
3. Casablanca (the only perfect movie ever made)
4. The Searchers (greatest western ever made)
5. Seinfeld Seasons 1,2+3 (greatest television series ever)
Total volume of music files on my computer: Volume of music? My files all play at eleven. ("The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and..."
"Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?"
"Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?"
"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"
"I don't know."
"Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?"
"Put it up to eleven."
"Eleven. Exactly. One louder."
"Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
"These go to eleven.")
The last CD I bought was: Whiskeytown's Pneumonia
Song playing right now: "Lazy Bird" by Coltrane. There are times in our life that only The Jazz can be the soundrack.
Six songs I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me: Six? Why not just ask a parent which child they love the most. I abstain.
Five albums I can listen to over and over from start to finish - Greatest Hits dont count:
FIVE? Are you kidding me? Why not ask ask a heroine addict which needle is their favorite. I abstain here as well. Here is a short list of the 25 greatest artists of all time (no particular order)... [ed note: not MY top 25, THE top 25 and I can prove it, mathmatically or empirically (you choose)]
3. Led Zep
4. Pink Floyd
7. Miles Davis
8. Charlie Parker
9. Thelonious Monk
10. Bob Dylan
11. Tom Waits
12. Ani DiFranco
13. Ray Charles
14. Neil Young
16. Billy Joel
17. Johnny Cash
18. Public Enemy
19. Willie Nelson
20. Four Tops
21. Robert Johnson
22. David Bowie
23. Smashing Pumpkins