Many people were spared the dreaded, feared, seldom unleashed Hofzinser twister punch.
It was only a few months ago that I was ready to unleash this misdoubted apparatus of agony on the next sage wise-acre who told me:
"You will find her when you least expect it" or "When you stop looking she will appear in your life" or "You will know she is the one when you meet her" or "have faith, she's out there..."
Now I am in a place seldom visited. I am in the wrong camp. Yes, you read it correctly. Here is comes.
You were all right... and I was wrong.
Because I did find her when I least expected it and when I stopped looking she appeared in my life and I know she is the one and she was out there...
I had almost conceded that my standards were too high... then she comes into my life and exceeds them.
I began to think I would end up the crazy bachelor Uncle that always had gum and made coins appear behind ears.... and now, someday, I will be making my brothers Uncles and my sister an Aunt.
I believe much of my life unfolded to prepare me for her consumption. I became who I am today to certify I would be exactly what SHE was looking for. I am humbled by her love.
Now I have to find a new target for my twister punches...
Most recent potential candidates? The lovely people sending crazed emails to Mr. Underhill.
G2G... need to pack. Getting on a plane to spend the holiday weekend with my favorite writer (who is also one helluva kisser.)