She's been in a coma for over five years....
You can understand why David, her husband, was so excited to receive the call from the doctor.
"David, it's Dr. Thomas. I just uncovered an experimental procedure that may lift your wife from her coma. I need you help, though. Can you come by hospital today?"
David hangs up the phone and races to his wife's hospital room. Dr. Thomas is already there standing next to his wife.
"Doc, I got here as fast as I could... what is this procedure?"
"David, I read in a trade magazine that some studies in Europe are showing an increase in coma recovery for women after hours of oral sex."
"We have no guarentees but would you be willing to try?", asked the doctor.
David, understandably agrees after years of hoping his wife would recover from her current catatonic state. Dr. Thomas leaves the room giving the couple the privacy they deserve. Thirty minutes later the nurse stat alarm goes off showing David's wife is flat-lining.
Dr. Thomas and the nurses rush to the hospital room and burst through the door...
"My GOD, David, what happened?"
David shrugs his shoulders and responds, "I think she choked"