*Learn to take your freaking time

*In the off-chance you run into Dad today

*Maybe streamers fell?

*Seeing how your didn't ask...

*Ya made someone's week

*Gotta second?

*She will torture us

*Who was it?

*BUT not private enough

*Effing masterpiece

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Tuesday, June 14, 2005

David shrugs his shoulders

She's been in a coma for over five years....

You can understand why David, her husband, was so excited to receive the call from the doctor.

"David, it's Dr. Thomas. I just uncovered an experimental procedure that may lift your wife from her coma. I need you help, though. Can you come by hospital today?"

David hangs up the phone and races to his wife's hospital room. Dr. Thomas is already there standing next to his wife.

"Doc, I got here as fast as I could... what is this procedure?"

"David, I read in a trade magazine that some studies in Europe are showing an increase in coma recovery for women after hours of oral sex."

"WOW, really?"

"We have no guarentees but would you be willing to try?", asked the doctor.

David, understandably agrees after years of hoping his wife would recover from her current catatonic state. Dr. Thomas leaves the room giving the couple the privacy they deserve. Thirty minutes later the nurse stat alarm goes off showing David's wife is flat-lining.

Dr. Thomas and the nurses rush to the hospital room and burst through the door...

"My GOD, David, what happened?"

David shrugs his shoulders and responds, "I think she choked"

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At 1:15 PM, Blogger Paige said...

Killing me!

At 1:32 PM, Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...


At 4:02 PM, Blogger Andy said...

So what did she choke on? I don't get it...


At 4:55 PM, Blogger Firefly said...

boys will be boys... why was i not surprized!?

At 5:29 PM, Blogger Kira said...


Ok, that's awful, but funny :)

At 8:34 PM, Blogger WordWhiz said...

I never saw it cumming...

At 6:39 AM, Blogger hofzinser said...

...and wordwhiz wins the COMMENT OF THE POST award. Cum on DOWN!

At 3:31 AM, Blogger Miss Tasha said...

looks like that procedure is still being analyzed

effing funny hof! :)


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