*Not all the brains in one skull

*I just happen to see it fall

*A sexist society afterall

*Feeling voyeuristic

*It took root and blossomed

*Thanks, Dane (andy), for letting me "sketch you up...

*A*'s new template is up

*Cross your fingers

*David shrugs his shoulders

*Learn to take your freaking time

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Saturday, June 18, 2005

Hearing about last night

Riddle me this, Batman.

If three bloggers are out for drinks at a bar and what happens at the bar is so outrageous none of you can believe it... who gets the rights to blog it out?

We decided a game of rock, paper, scissors...

A* and I picked scissors.

Mr. Drinker picked rock.

He won.

*frikkin frakkin flapper jackin frak*

Look forward to hearing about last night on his friggin blog.

Sidenote: I meet A*'s parents tonight... will my charm extend to the rest of the clan? Stay tuned... same blog time, same blog channel.

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At 2:22 PM, Blogger Paige said...

Wait, why can't you ALL blog about it?

At 5:21 PM, Blogger Foilwoman said...

Did this drinking occur before or after meeting A*'s parents? Do they know about your blog? How'd that go (wishing you well)? Ooh, last night was WW's date too, must be some cosmic alignment, I've got to go check . . .

At 10:14 PM, Blogger WordWhiz said...

I've got my fingers crossed for you, Uncle Hof. I'msure the future in-laws will adore you!

I credited you ("My Uncle Hof") with the Bond Girl name suggestions. I'm sure my date thinks I actually have an UNCLE HOF. It's kind of fun to mess with people like that, isn't it?

I can't do a HofSnark expose on the casino crowd. I didn't notice the casino crowd. Heck, we missed our elevator on the way out because we were...ummm...otherwise occupied when it arrived on our floor. Oops! My late-mother would have been all over me for making a spectacle of myself in public!

At 10:17 PM, Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

i'm sure they will love you. how could they not? it's YOU for goodness sake.

At 10:49 PM, Blogger a chick said...

hey: i know this has nothing to do with this post, but i have a "why do men?" question for you that no guy seems to be able to give me a straight answer to, and i figured you would...why do guys like to cum on their girl? is it some power thing or what?

At 8:48 AM, Blogger Foilwoman said...

It's scent marking. Pretty atavistic. They same way mothers clean their babies' messy faces with spittle and a kleenex. We make think we're highly evolved, but we are animals. Yup. Same reason for love bites, lipstick marks, etc. Territorial.

At 8:55 AM, Blogger hofzinser said...

I actually have a different theory on this practice... I may move this question ahead in the queue. Stay tuned!

At 12:43 PM, Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

foilwoman - LOL! i have to say that i have never once, ever, cleaned my childs face with spit and a kleenex. my mother used to do that to me and i've always found it to be utterly disgusting. i wouldn't scar my child like that. i ALWAYS have baby wipes handy. :)

At 9:11 PM, Blogger Mr. Drinker said...

this answer is SO simple...we don't want to have to clean our sheets...done.


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