*Brilliant and meant to be reused

*Coal in your colon

*A white dude in a top hat with a black manslave

*Ask not, "Why" but "Why not?"

*The first time we forget

*My "Why do men"

*Caveman porn

*I will cut off that toothprick of yours

*Like we are SOOOOO important

*From the archives


1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy


   Tuesday, June 28, 2005

May make you love your love

Are you a big ole sap? Do you like to read silly romantic things? Do you have time on your hands?

In the beginning of last May I posted this:

Somehow I misplaced the key...

Miss A*, in her infinite illustriousness posted this the next day:

Le Clef

WARNING
Reading posts may make you a bigger sap.
Reading posts may cause uncontrolable "Awwws".
Reading posts may make you sicky-sweet nauseous.
Reading posts may make you love your love more.
Reading posts may make you say to your love, "Why THE FUCK can't you be more like (hof/A*)?"

P.S. two sleeps!

there are 10 doodles

At 12:08 PM, Blogger A* said...

Sometimes I wonder how I can love you more.

Then the next day- I just do.

 
At 1:06 PM, Blogger WordWhiz said...

Reading posts may make you MORE envious of the great love-affair between Hof and A*!

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

once again we are reminded of how sickenly sweet the two of you are. ;)

i think those two posts are my all time favorites from both of you. i don't know how you guys will ever top it. and if you do, it'll probably leave me sobbing in a corner somewhere.

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Mercy said...

I wish I could be sick .. but that would just ruin the moment ...

SOOOOO Cute .. you two .. awww .. :P

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger Paige said...

You might fool everyone else Hof, but you aren't fooling me. You just didn't feel like doing a real post today, so you are getting "original" with stuff we've already read!

Your like a Flashback episode Hof! How could you???

LoL, you know I love ya.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger hofzinser said...

*hangs head*

*busted*

Paige...is CSI hiring in your town? You should look into it.

(damnit)

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger A* said...

*blush* thanks guys.

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger Kira said...

Aw, I really like that! It's beautiful how the posts just play off of each other that way. It's a tribute to your love, but it's only possible because you both have such great writing skills.

And HA! As a college English professor, my opinion on that counts a lot *sticks out tongue* :)

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger hofzinser said...

A*: ...and I love you twice as much plus one.

ww: awe shucks

sandra: I will never forget reading her Clef post for the first time. For the sake of my machismo, it was good that I was alone.

mercy: it's ok to be a little sick....

kira: Wow, thank you so much... what a thing to say... (head... getting... too.... big.... for.... door...)

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger A* said...

Hof- le sigh. I will see you tomorrow.

Kira- that was the best compliment I have had on my writing in the longest. WOOT!!

 

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