Bet ya didn't know....
I use to be married.
I was married in 1997 and seperated a year later. Her and I still talk. It was not a messy divorce and I got to keep the dishes!
Why did we get married?
We met in college and dated for much of our illustrious college career. She was a person I could spend endless hours with. We were in love. We were young. We believed you graduate from college then you get married. We read somewhere that is what you do.
Why did we get divorced?
She figured out she was gay.
Yep, you read it right. Go ahead and tee-up your best Ross jokes.