Still tinkering the my effing webcam. Looks like it is working right now.
Won an online poker tourney last night.... used the winnings to but A* a ticket down here next month.
The local news people were funny as hell last night during the hurricane. HofSnark says he wants to get a job as a local reporter...
(note these are actual questions the anchors asked the reporters last night):
Anchor: Let's go to HofSnark down on the beach in Lauderdale. Can you hear me HofSnark ?
HofSnark : No
Anchor: It looks like there is a problem with the audio
HofSnark : Hey, ass, if I was able to answer the question.... do you think I might of heard you ask it?
Anchor: (pause) It appears to be working now. Hof, are there any people on the beach now?
HofSnark: Um... you can see me on camera and I am on the God Damn beach. Did you think I was in a warehouse somewhere in front of a green screen staging the moon landing?
Anchor: (pause) Has the sand and water had any effect on your cameras or equipment?
HofSnark: Yes. Both blowing sand and buckets of water enhance the performance of electronics. Our cameras now have X-Ray vision. What do you think? *sheesh*
Anchor: Does there appear to be any damage?
HofSnar : Yes. There is major damage to my dreams of being an "All the President's Men"-esque reporter. Did you know I went journalism school? Four effing years and I here I am answering your innane queries because you have better teeth and hair me.
Anchor: It looks pretty windy out there....
HofSnark: Ya think? It is a friggin hurricane! It's blowing through here like your wife in the copy room at the Christmas party last year. Oh, Bob...
HofSnark: Yer fat.