So I have a new neighbor. She has built a silk condo-complex right off my back porch. She has mad booty caught in her web of... well, web of... web(?)
I scoured the web (as in Internet not the web that comes out of her ass) to figure out who my new friend is (pictured).
She is a Golden Silk Spider and she is quite large (as in size of my hand - large). Despite not having a building permit posted, I've decided to let her squat in the tree by my abode. As long as she keeps the stereo down after 10pm and does not have strange spiders visiting at all hours, we shouldn't have a problem.