*Cookin' the books

*Your Turn

*She lumped tomatoes (completed with ending)

*Let me stand back up

*Enough, already

*I strive

*Very possible

*Unexpected fast motions

*Just nod your head

*Please, no autographs


1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy


   Wednesday, November 23, 2005

An audible sound that replicates your voice

Some randoms

Wearing your hands-free cell ear piece when you are not talking on the phone does not make you look like a cool cyborg from the future....

It makes you look like a dolt that wants people to think you work for the secret service. You're not THAT important, take off the effing ear piece.

People that freak out at the airport and get pissy because they have to take off their shoes for the security check need someone important in their life to die of a fatal disease.

Then they will know what you should really freak out over. Get over yourselves and take off your effing shoes.

It appears that the only person who did not know his wife worked for the CIA was me.

When you are talking on your cell phone magic happens.

Your voice gets transformed into an electronic signal by the mouthpiece. It is then sent, magically, through the air to a tower.

The tower then sends your voice across the world to the phone of the person you called. This person's phone then translates your voice back into an audible sound that replicates your voice.

Make sense? Good.

Now you know you don't have to YELL when you are talking on your cell in public. The person you're talking to is not on the other side of the airport with a hearing aid.

there are 4 doodles

At 10:57 AM, Anonymous Jules said...

"Wearing your hands-free cell ear piece when you are not talking on the phone does not make you look like a cool cyborg..."

When I see these people I flashback to the "Control" era of Janet (Miss Jackson, if you're nasty). I know all the poppy signers wear them now, but before Janet and "Miss You Much," the only people who wore those were MCI operators.

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Mel said...

"need someone important in their life to die of a fatal disease so they know what you should really freak out over." I agree with this wholeheartedly.

Dude, you're wife works for the CIA? Now I'm confused...

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger Two Drink Girl said...

Yes and Yes!

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger WordWhiz said...

Thank you for this much-needed public service announcement.

 

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