*As I sit here in North Carolina

*Will soon rise

*It will only smell and make you queasy

*Sleep gives me more energy

*My buddy

*Your ears are sparkling

*She is loaded and shiny

*The funny thing is

*You play like defending champions

*Worse ways

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Sunday, December 25, 2005

Ronnie Dio was the lead singer

Currently there are no "kids" in our family. My brothers and I lamented that Christmas is not the same without kids in the family...

Christmas with out kids is like....

... watching "Good Times" reruns on mute
... watching "X-files" after Moulder left the show
... playing Yahtzee without dice
... trying to explain "Saved by the Bell" to someone born after the show was cancelled
... MTV without music videos (oh, wait, never mind)
... every Van Halen album after Roth left
... paying to see Ringo Starr in concert
... trying to make cosmos when you're out of cranberry juice
... Black Sabbath when Ronnie Dio was the lead singer

I look forward to the day when all of us are married and have children so we can have Christmas back.

there are 6 doodles

At 1:41 PM, Blogger Jamie said...

It's like rain on your wedding day.

Sorry, just had to throw that one in.

At 1:46 PM, Blogger Two Drink Girl said...

Hey, Ringo was my favorite! Is he really that bad in concert?

At 1:58 PM, Blogger Mel said...

Isn't it Ronne James Dio? Sorry, I had to say something.

At 6:56 PM, Blogger WordWhiz said...

Do I hear some hinting in there??

At 11:42 PM, Blogger VegasGustan said...

To disprove your theory I put forth the following:

..."Good Times" on mute makes it easier to do a little "MST3K" treatment on it.
...Watching "X-Files" after Moulder left the show gives you more appreciation for the fine acting talents of Annabeth Gish.
...Yahtzee without dice, um, you know have another container for booze
..."Saved by the Bell" is the best show ever created and its mere description should evoke awe in anyone no matter their age, religious beliefs, or nationality.
...MTV without music videos has allowed for the train wrecks that are Laguna Beach and Made, you simply know you should not look but you cannot avert your eyes.
...Van Halen the Cherone Years gave me a new meaning to the word, clusterfuck and that is always a good thing.
...Ringo Starr will outlive Paul and thus holds a place as the best Beatle out of shear ability to live.
(Okay, that is pushing things)
...Cosmos without cranberry juice keeps you from having to pee as much and gets and keeps you drunker faster.
...Black Sabbath with Ronnie Dio really made the "devil horns" hand gesture the symbol of heavy metal music. (I had to pull out Wikipedia for anything of merit about Dio)

Anyone want to challenge my theories? Anyone....

At 11:33 AM, Blogger allison said...

Christmas is different now, anyway. But at least kids make it worth all the fuss.

Cosmos without the cranberry are fine, btw. Or Cointreau. Or lime juice. Or ice. Or a glass.


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