*Worse ways

*More ethnic than religious


*Does the rock

*An audible sound that replicates your voice

*Cookin' the books

*Your Turn

*She lumped tomatoes (completed with ending)

*Let me stand back up

*Enough, already

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Saturday, December 03, 2005

You play like defending champions

Last year you win the entire March Madness. Last year you prove that you are the best team in the country.

Within weeks you lose ALL of the top seven scorers on the championship team.

Everyone recognizes that the 2006 season, with only one returning scorer, will be a rebuilding year.

Last week you play the team that you beat for the championship. Unlike you, they only lost a few of their starting players from the year before.

You are not ranked, they are barely ranked out of the top ten.

You stay in the game for both halves. You don't look like a freshman team, you don't even play like a freshman team. You lose the game but it is not the blowout it should of been.

The next Saturday you have to travel and play your first road game. You must go to Kentucky and play the tenth-best team in the country on their court. Everyone knows it will not be pretty. They have the talent, the coaching, the crowd and the experience.

You take the lead half-way through the first half and surprise the world by ending the first half with the lead.

You play the second half and never lose the lead...

You play like you are representing the greatest college basketball school in the history of NCAA basketball.

You play like defending champions and you win the game...

Yes, you win the game.

Who are you?

You are the University of Mutha-effing North Carolina.

You are the Tarheels.

University of North Carolina - 83
Kentucky - 79

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At 3:47 PM, Blogger Kira said...

...you don't ACTUALLY expect me to comment on this, DO YOU? ;)

At 3:51 AM, Blogger Paige said...

Yeah Baby! That's where my dad went to school!

At 6:39 PM, Blogger VegasGustan said...

Woot for you!

At 9:10 PM, Blogger Dragonfly said...

that was the most exciting play by play I ever read and don't care about...

But Hurray for you!!!
I even did a little chair dance for you and U of NC!!!


At 8:34 AM, Blogger Dan said...

My friend at the office loves the tarpits! Didn't they make it to the Fantastic Four or something last year?

At 11:15 AM, Blogger Nics said...

So that's a good thing then?

At 11:06 AM, Blogger Kira said...

Dan--the tarholes WON the big game last year. They were the national champs...read the cover page of the magazine that Hof posted on the entry.

At 6:42 PM, Blogger Mo said...


At 9:36 PM, Blogger Mercy said...

Don't even get me started with Roy... no no no .. we will not go there.


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