*Island in a drained ocean

*Behind the books

*Keeping the conflicts

*Such an egomanic

*You fear he has forgotten

*My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.

*Brown blood of courage

*What sound will be on the radio in 2008?

*Like its fierce

*See you

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Harvesting the valley

The great modern philosopher, Chris Rock, once noted the following:

Whenever l meet a girl that doesn't give head... I look at them like a damn Betamax, "They still make you?"

And when it comes to head, there's three types of women:

A: Women that don't give head. Bye, leave, see you.

B: Women that give you just enough head to shut you up.
You ever meet them women? After a minute they're like, "You okay?" I hate them women!

And number three, my favorite woman:
the woman that likes nothing better than to suck a dick. That's right, God bless all of you! That's right, you make the world a better place to live in. I want you to suck my dick like you think the antidote's in it! Like you trying to get some Robitussin out of that motherfucker!

This leads me to the obvious question... Dear readers... all of you, which category do you fall in?

Where do you stand on giving head? (I am including straight men and gay women... harvesting the valley is still giving head)

Do you refuse to give? If so, why?

Do you do just enough to shut your partner up? If so, why?

Do you LOVE to give head? If so, why?

Comment it UP, beeat-ches!

there are 6 doodles

At 8:48 AM, Blogger Melina said...

I like to give to give head and for a couple of reasons. 1. I have a very giving man, so I like to return the favor. 2. It's not a horrible experience, so why wouldn't I want to? 3. There's a sense of power for the woman and the man actually assumes the role of vulnerability (unless of course, he's trying the popular porn style of thrusting into your mouth--that's a no no unless the woman says ok)

However, my gag reflex has been kicking into maximum overdrive as of late, I can't explain it. I still go down on my man, I just take a quick breath to wipe the tears from my eyes...TMI? probably...but you asked.

At 10:41 AM, Blogger Dragonfly said...

I fall inbetween a 2 and a 3... somewhere around a 2.8

I like to give head, but I have to be in the mood.
I mean, I have a fantastic gag reflex, and if I can't stomach it, there's just no point... but generally, I enjoy it.
Basically... I agree with everything Melina wrote.

At 3:40 PM, Blogger VegasGustan said...

Okay, so I love to give head to my wife. Freakin' love it. I sometimes wake up at night and just wake up her by doing this. Almost always it pays off, only on one occassion has she been..."Fuck you, I was sleeping great!"

I love how it makes her feel and she usually orgasms far better this way. Now, this is not because I cannot perform well during actual sex. However, it is because she has a condition that makes it hard for her to enjoy actual penetration. I truly love the taste and general experience of it, as long as a shower has recently been taken. I also, honestly, get a bit of a power trip off of it. It makes me feel good that I can please her.

So, your turn there buddy. We showed you ours....

Oh, by the way I did like the Radiohead post. However, they are such an island onto themselves that hardly anyone else has emulated them or based their style on theirs. Therefore, I don't think they are the most influential band...perhaps the most original and true to themselves...but not influential. I would say Tool should have one.

At 12:28 AM, Blogger Amber said...

I like giving head. I like the power and it's exciting to be in control. Of course presonal hygeine is important. I have done it just to shut a guy up too, but that is rarely the case. I really like it if a guy is into reciprocating, that's the best kind of head game :)

At 12:30 PM, Blogger Mitch said...

As a guy, I love going down on a woman. It's almost as good as the full-meal-deal to me, surprising her, tasting her, and feeling her response as I use my tounge, mouth, hands, etc.

It's always good for the reciprocation, but it's still fucking amazing when you can feel her body shudder and shake as she comes while "harvesting the valley"

At 5:14 PM, Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

I'm C but I don't want a guy doing it to me.


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