*I'm selling out quickly

*Keep them busy

*Do you...

*Did I mention?

*Not be so bad anymore

*He fights Nazis too

*How do you measure

*The hacks

*Midgets are funny too

*The collective human experience

1. I ask you to do one effing thing
2. Did you?
3. The socks betray him
4. There will be none of that
5. Leave notes in his shirt pocket
6. Trained in the gentle art
7. Put me in coach
8. Our species may, in fact, survive
9.Swarm Swarm
10.During the wooing
11.BUT not private enough
12.The bottomless appetite
13.The first time we forget
14.This is a nice litmus test
15.To get the ball rolling
16.She invited you back to her place for coffee
17.Mary Magdalene or Eva Braun
18.It will only smell and make you queasy

   Tuesday, January 23, 2007

My mailman is

So... you thought only one person had the worst taste in men?

You were wrong.

A* is not alone in her lack of judgment for the brawnier gender.

I was once married in a time when parents left, cats marked, jobs started and long buried reality surfaced.

No, she is not buried under my old tool shed.

My mailman is.

Nope, she is buried up in Boston.

By buried, I mean blogging.

By Boston, I mean... um.... well, Boston.

Check out the woman slow enough to marry me and smart enough to no longer be.

I want you all to meet her. She's the best ex-wife a man can have and one hell of a scribe.

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At 4:33 PM, Anonymous lizzy said...

i am truly verklempt, and sort of looking down at my toes alot, all pink in the face. was not expecting the spotlight of your readership - EEK! For those of you who don't already know it, Cr...I mean Hof is one of the finest human beings ever made, and I knew him back when "blog" was something to which one merely said "Gesundheit!" The rest will find its way to a blog of my own (bless you). Thanks again for the props (and for hounding me for years to start blogging), crazy witch head!


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